A month ago Laura and I spoke about this wild chair that was featured on the Ellen show. From what we understand it is supposed to be a fantastic ab workout while you work. We pretended we were sitting in one in our regular stationary seats, it was hilarious. Immediately after that segment Laura ordered the ‘hula.” The chair arrived last week and today she surprised me it on Live with Lauren. WHOA, that thing is intense. I laughed so hard that I almost pee’d. I could not even keep it together for one second. You have to watch the show to see all the fun times I am going to have with this concoction.
Nikki Benz and Puma Swede came to San Diego last Friday. They came to do LIVE at Naughty America and of course spend some good quality time with Laura and I. The photo you see above is Puma and I outside the bar as she proceeded to tell some guy she was a post-op tranny. Good times! If you check out the photos below, you can see that the two of them are attempting to rip off Laura’s clothes. I have them all figured out, the more you fight them, the more aggressive they become. I was getting ready to leave, Puma didn’t want me to go yet, so she held me captive. I did not fight back, she got bored and gave up. Always so much fun and never a dull moment. with the “Swenz.”
According to the huffington post and Cosmo the thong bikini and panty is a trend of the past. We all discussed this topic on Live with Lauren today. Most of us seemed to agree that it is a thing of the past. It seems that we all liked the Brazilian cut panty. We all did agree that the thong looks better on some butts than others. In my opinion, the thong wears well on small butts.
I can’t believe the resemblance between the two of them. Kristen Cavallari is one of the stars of “Laguna Beach and The Hills.” Mckenzee Miles is a star at Naughty America. So the real question is, Kristen are you as naughty as Mckenzee? My sources tell me “NO!” Hey Mckenzee Miles, welcome home!
Christian and Kieran Lee both attended LWL today. In case you are unaware, they are not exactly fond of one another. It was hilarious to watch the both of them take ridiculous stabs at each other. Christian asked, “how does it feel to have sloppy seconds.” Meaning, he shoots women the day after christian does. Lee responded, “how’s the job hunt going?” Christian ended with “why don’t you go watch LIVE on your own site…oh wait, you don’t have LIVE entertainment.” It was pretty comical, you should have been there if you weren’t.
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Today
Today was EPIC. We watched so much amazing porn, talked to Laura, Mr.President, Ava Devine, Brooke Banner and Rachel Starr. It really doesn’t get any better than that.
Laura and Mr. President joined me at the same time. Laura and I of course went over the debauchery from the weekend, which is always entertaining. I can’t keep up with her and her antics.
Mr. President it excited to be here and looking forward to serving all the “Naughty Americans.” We will keep you in the loop regarding what the president has been up to. You will also see much more of him as he lives the Naughty American dream!
Ava Devine
Two words: Ava Devine! Wow, I am so happy to have her back. The porn world has been missing something and today I figured out what it was, Ava Devine. She is the epitome of pornstar. I told her that she was “born to fuck”. Ava definitely agreed with my statement.
Ava Devine has been out of the adult industry for the past 2 years and is back with a vengeance. Ava got married and decided to do the “wife” thing. Ava is still happily married but was unhappy to be away from her true love, the porn industry. I am so happy she has returned!
You will see 10 brand scenes featuring Ava Devine over the next few months. I hope you all had a chance to see her on LIVE entertainment today. If you did not, she will be back at Naughty America very soon.
Brooke Banner
Brooke Banner looks better than ever! Brooke had her boobs done about 5 weeks ago, they look phenomenal. Brooke got married about a year ago and took a bit of a break from the business, she is now back and ready to work. IMO, Brooke is drop dead gorgeous. I hope you all had a chance to watch her on LWL, she is so sweet.
We did touch on the fact that she has a nickname, “bitchy Brooke.” I would like all of you to know that she is far from a bitch. Brooke is a bit shy and it can come off the wrong way. She will be back at Naughty America, stay tuned.
Rachel Starr
Wow, Rachel Starr was here as well and will be back tomorrow. Rachel is from Texas and loves everything about her home town. She was discovered in a strip club in Dallas. It was a former pornstar who saw her amazing ass on the stage and knew she had a bright future in porn, which she sure does. Rachel’s ass is from another planet!
Thanks for another amazing day at Naughty America, see you tomorrow with Rachel Starr, Briana Blair and Jenny Hendrix.
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